White Mom

A cishet, middle to upper class, white woman who works hard to maintain a salon groomed and manicured appearance. Systems function to serve her in airing her grievances, and she uses this power for insignificant stuff that perpetually serves only herself with major blinders as to the human suffering and condition of others, in fact she would not want to talk about it.

I'm surprised your mom is at the Communities United Against Police Brutality rally, Jayden. I always thought she was such a White Mom.

by WingedTarantula November 8, 2021

lily white

conventional, uninteresting, status quo, unadventurous -- often used to describe suburban US white characteristics.

"Man, that burrito was all beans and cheese -- it was so lily white."

by Greenpoint February 11, 2006

White Wedding

This is an addendum to your existing definitions. W.W. is junky parlance for the moment they untie the torniquet, their blood backs into the syringe glass and blends with the heroin mixture prior to the moment of injection.

Self explanatory. It's what Billy Idol really means. Great song by the way. "It's a nice day for a white wedding."

by Schombacher December 12, 2007

matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear

"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"

by high hill lil February 22, 2009

White Girl

A basic girl who thinks they're the shit. Often owns some checkered vans, listens to probably the most popular singer/rapper/songwritter, has over 100 followers on Tik Tok, simply thinks they're "not like other girls", most likely has a thing with seniors.

"Oh my gawd, like BECKY. Did you see the new Starbucks drink? We should totally go to Starbucks after school! We are definitely not like other white girls."

by mel that big boy June 3, 2019

White Spyder

1) A Song by the Smashing Pumpkins that was never released, but should have been because it rawx

2) @ 1337 f0 $H1zz13 H4x0|2 ß1tch

3) The Man with the AWP who capped you in the head from 300 yards away.

*Headshot*

*Counter-Terrorists Win*

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

White Knight

A guy who is overprotective of a girl with the hope of sleeping with her.

Why is he such a ****ing white knight? Does he think he'll actually get laid?

by NotMe( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 28, 2017