Shower Toy

A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.

Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor

by Irish Bobby March 19, 2008

if she shower naked

She's a hoe

Ex1 class if she shower naked she must be a?
Class:She's a hoe

by Ack3rsontw33ts July 26, 2016

Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

by Surlypat January 17, 2022

Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.

Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?

by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016

Shit-N-Shower

when It’s Evening after dinner and you need to take a crap but you also Have to shower. No toilet paper involved thank goodness! Once you crap just hop in the shower

No toilet paper? I’ll just Shit-N-Shower

by Dentor January 16, 2020

Drive by Shower Handy

Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower

Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.

by Kate Huffman December 17, 2021

B&B Shower

The act of taking a quick shower for the sole purpose of only washing your butt and balls.

John: You don't have time to shower we have to get to the party.

Bill: Don't worry, I'm just going to take a B&B Shower.

by Dylan Pij April 5, 2017