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hooded gerkin

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero
by Blacknasty April 27, 2019
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Hood Mat

Similar to a hood rat, but has no preferences regarding affiliation, race, level of respect or lack thereof. Basically will let man with a street mentality turn her into a mattress and use her for whatever she has to provide. RIDES, MONEY, Profiles, substances, weapons, come ups..... Ect until her usefulness has been used up and she is passed along to the homies or to another hood. Usually trying to pose as a damsel in distress, this ratchet is the type of girl that robs her man in the middle of the night and is out trolling for other prospective affiliations usually always a man that has a higher level of respect than her current hook up. In hopes of appearing to know people that are higher up in the game. But when in reality all they did was user as a hood mat.
Oh dude that hood mat Christina she burnt tho, homie Jay just got her for everything. Don't call her she broke.
by StormSchock July 23, 2021
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That white girl hood

by ThatwhitegirlHood April 11, 2022
mugGet the That white girl hoodmug.

car hood

When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.
If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me
by KJ Clayton February 13, 2023
mugGet the car hoodmug.

hood load

A term used to describe a magazine of random bullets usually not made by the same manufacturer. Often gathered over time or from different individuals.
homeboy had the clip in the Blicky loaded with a full hood load.
by Betsyboop February 3, 2025
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Hood

A place where social Darwinian sensibilities predominate in which people are obsessed with the survival of the slickest
How Hood was Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman when they cheated by paying bribes to get their children into elite universities yo?
by Hoosier #44 March 12, 2023
mugGet the Hoodmug.

hood wacked

During oral sex, a man removes his uncircumcised penis and swings it towards the unsuspecting woman causing the hood to hit her in the face
she was going down on him and he pulled out and hood wacked her with his foreskin.
by harder faster September 6, 2012
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