Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere

P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"

by BluBalls January 18, 2021

Book

A nice friend who has an elegant, two-tone cover.

Book! Donut said we have to fill these jetpacks with fuel, but I can't find any!

by EdisonCatAnimates March 12, 2025

THE BOOK MAN

He is a guy who poOS ON BOOKS POOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP FEELS GOOD HUH

the book man pops on BOOKS RAWR

by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Bookss

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

by Kazlex May 26, 2017

Booked

to let others know they have to schedule time to spend with you , because you are a very busy individual on a tight schedule !

Can I see you tonight?
Oh no sweetie, I’m booked ! Let’s try to hang out next week after 2pm, deal? Perfect!

by Purestuntiiin November 9, 2018

Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.

Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.

by Kugeln March 18, 2019