FUCK PUDDLE

The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed.

I came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the fuck puddle.

by biker mike` June 29, 2006

That fucking cat

If I see it one more time...

If I see that fucking cat one more time...

by Danish Peppers January 27, 2009

eye fuck

To stare at someone flirtatiously or insinuating sex.

"The proper hat lady just eye fucked the shit out of me."

by cerealkiller182 November 13, 2005

fuck stain

1. the solidified form of excreted fluids from sex, usually found on linen and underwear.
2. derogatory term or suggestion to describe someone who is stupid and an annoyance.

1. The previous nights activities resulted in a fuck stain the size of a dinner plate on my mothers good quilt.
2. Our new teacher is an utter fuck stain, i wish he would dissapear.

by p.m.n August 12, 2003

fuck twelve

fuck the police

shit the feds are coming... FUCK TWELVE

by xoxlaur January 11, 2017

Twisted fuck

a complete wacko;
someone that has lost total track of who and/or what he/she does on Earth;
not knowing what the purpose of life is.

Dude q-tips are for your ears, not for your ASS! What a twisted fuck!

by StuckTogether69 December 30, 2010

fuck america

what people in Western Europe and Australia typically say when America is on the news.

TV- "In other news now, American supermarket chain..."

Irish guy on couch- "FUCK america"

by womoma April 15, 2005