half-friend

A half-friend is a person you talk, or hang out with a lot, but you don't have a very strong connection with them, or they have friends they like more.

Me and Andrew are half friends. We talk a lot, and we meet up after school, but he likes his friend Max more.

I'm Jessica's half friend. She has other friends she likes, but we walk together, talk together, and hang out at the mall.

Me: Half-friend means you are friendly with someone, but you have other friends you like more.

half-friend by fadjkals;fdsjkal; June 11, 2016

pity friend 

A friend who you don't really care for, but you talk to them out of pity. You're probably looking to dump them nicely. They probably only have you as a friend and are super clingy.

My pity friend has smelly hair and chews with her mouth open.

pity friend by TreeFlailer December 24, 2014

true friend 

someone who cares and is there... who just doesn't say they do and not mean it, somone you can call and talk to when your having a really bad time and you can trust with anything .. who won't turn aorund and stab you in the back ...

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

true friend by tim May 16, 2004

huckleberry friend 

A very special, good friend that's been in your life for years, typically since youth. From the Johnny Mercer and Henry Mancini song, "Moon River", which was featured in the classic movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's".

There are your good friends: people who love you. And then there are your huckleberry friends: people who've known you for years and have stuck by you and love you no matter what.

huckleberry friend by mizmaf January 7, 2009

work friend 

Someone you connect with at work (ie send same-time messages all day, take bathroom breaks together and share your lunch). The way in which you interact at work leads people to believe you are best friends when in reality you would never been seen outside work with them.

Steve: So are you inviting Tonya to the Pub Crawl?
Jessica: No bro, she's a total work friend.

work friend by turnUPtunes February 1, 2009

New Friend Request 

The one thing middle school girls pray for at night.

A great way to make someone feel like they actually have friends.

A phrase which often causes the elderly to become baffled, then irritated, and then baffled again. Frequently accompanied by a facial expression which illustrates confusion.

The downfall of the technological revolution in one term.

The name of a song by the band Evergreen Terrace.

Suzie: "I cant wait any longer to check my myspace page!"

Bystander 1: "Why do you think that girl is running frantically into the library?"

Bystander 2: "I have an idea."

Bystander 1: "Yeah, she must be anxious to check her Myspace for New Friend Requests."

New Friend Request by Ecamsan007 August 26, 2009

fart friend

A friend or significant other you can fart in front of. A necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.

I had to make fart friends with Brittany before we went on vacation together so I wouldn't explode.

fart friend by mlamson January 7, 2014