fat jordan

Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.

Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.

by Tamago. July 26, 2020

Fat Wife

Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.

My fat wife jiggles like jell-o when i beat her because im a abusive husband.

by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019

wet fat

when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time

Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.

by Seth Marie Bigkok August 11, 2021

Gap Fat

the lbs and lbs of fat gained by general laziness combined with ready meals, takeaways and/or boarding school/workplace food consumed on your gap year.

It's just gap fat.

by gapfattie May 1, 2011

fat down

The word used by airport security agents to describe the unpleasant experience of having to body search extremely obese passengers.

Man, I had so many fat downs today, its a wonder my hands didn't get lost in all that flab

by Wordielicious November 30, 2010

Fat Dutchy

A form of species you can only see when you trip on acid. Fat Dutchy is an apocalyptic demon which can only speak in anger and eats your entire soul if caught looking.

Him: "omg man im trippin balls, i can see fat dutchy"

Her: "don't look at him for too long! He will eat you!"

Fat Dutchy: "AYYHHAAOOOOOO"

by Lil Bronx June 13, 2020

Fat Laudy

Fat laudy the act of traveling to the Southern part of Florida, specifically Fort Lauderdale and enjoying Florida from an 80+ standpoint. Thus, going to sleep at 10pm, going to the movies, not moving more than from your room to the beach, eating excessive amounts of food, and only drinking during happy hour.

“Hey guys, do you wanna go to the club with us later?”
“No sorry, we’re actually staying in Fat laudy, we can’t”

by The FAT LAUDY QUEEN March 16, 2013