a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it
by family blanket lover April 16, 2020
Get the family blanketmug. When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.
I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.
by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021
Get the Family Beatingmug. a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.
7sh time
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.
7sh time
did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!
by idontwannabeyouanymore May 27, 2018
Get the disfuctional familymug. A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.
Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.
by JDUB187 June 22, 2011
Get the Family Diamondmug. by Anonymous September 7, 2003
Get the Evil Bunneh Familymug.