The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.

Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021

Focus on the Family

A Christian hate group that doesn't act at all like Christians. They protest an anti-LGBTQ+ bullying day by supporting the so-called Day of Dialogue. They believe in conversion "therapy" and generally just hate all over LGBTQ+ people. They try to enforce their primitive gender roles and illegalize abortion. They DO make some cool radio shows, though.

Fuck Focus on the Family.

by Shinobi77Gamer January 7, 2025

The Kokken Family

One of the richest families in the world. Good friends with the Ambanis. They recently received ownership of 48% of the United States of America. They are also known for their good connections with Christopher, the owner of Mcdonalds.

The Kokken family recently receieved 48% of the United States, did you hear?

by thomasbonk July 23, 2024

The bad moccasin family

The bad moccasin's are a family, or aka more like an a cult

"The bad moccasin family is coming over today"

by Ridindownlow67 July 20, 2022

Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011

disfuctional family

a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.

7sh time

did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!

by idontwannabeyouanymore May 27, 2018

Family Diamond

A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.

Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.

by JDUB187 June 22, 2011