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Ethan Isbell

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell
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Ethan

He is SUPER cute. Really good at trivia tbh... even though he guesses. He is the sweetest boy ever, and has the cutest cat. His decorations in his room is a monster tower lmao. He is so freaking sweet and a dork. When you are texting him, he always makes you smile. He knows just the right words to say. You could stay up all night talking to him. He is so adorable. You need a Ethan in your life... even if they live hundreds of miles away from you. You will never want to lose a guy like this, you will think about him non-stop. When you talk to him you will forget about all your worries. He just makes your day and night better just by talking to him. He had the most adorable smile and the cutest laugh. When you meet a Ethan you are never going to want to have him out of your life. Every late ft call is going to make you wish they didn't end. He is super goofy and watches silly documentaries. Hes just overall perfect!
I wuv you ethan
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Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day
Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin
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Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day
Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin
by Blondy123 May 30, 2020
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Ethan (ginger)

Mf got the redist damn hair. Small pp havin hoe. Man be a good ass friend. He gonna pull up if you need him.
Ethan will take your soul.

Ethan is a close friend, i consider him a brother.
Ethan (ginger) is a good friend.
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Ethan

A guy with a massive T-Rex cock
Ethan ripped apart my pussy with his giant T-Rex cock
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Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys
Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)
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