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douche bag

synonym to being a great asshole
Cristina Dobrynina is such a Douche Bag andwill remain the one forever
by Dennis April 10, 2005
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douche bag

by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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douche nozzel

the business end of a douche the part that does the real nasty work, smells and stained

when douche bag just wont work!
Man, Wade crittenden and Nathan wright are such douche nozzels
by your sister 69 me January 9, 2010
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douche berry

-Your a douche berry
-Did you just say douche berry
- i guess i did
by the dinglebag April 24, 2010
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douche tag

n. a tattoo that is the more common male equivalent of a tramp stamp, defined particularly by placement at the top-middle of the back (i.e., directly below the neck, between the shoulders).
"Wow, Chet, if you didn't always walk around without a shirt on, I would have never seen that sick douche-tag! Is that some sort of tribal barbed wire or is it the Chinese symbol for 'classy'?"

"Brother Lance got a douche tag of our fraternity letters to commemorate the most ridiculous years of his life."

"I can't wait to get drunk and take my shirt off a the company picnic so both the executives and my direct-report employees can lose the last bit of respect they have for me when they see my douche tag I got during Spring Break this year while I was scamming on girls ten years younger than me! I'm single because I want to be."
by Sphaced August 27, 2011
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Douche Bag

1. A depository for douche.

2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.

3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA!!!" What a Douche Bag.

2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
by D November 3, 2004
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douche goggles

Someone who wears oversized sunglasses, or aviator style sunglasses. (ex. Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie)
"I went out to Scottsdale the other day, and this dude was wearing douche goggles, what a loser"
by ADSPHX January 21, 2009
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