by anonymous May 11, 2023

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.
Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce from Rhonda. He was like a kid in a candy store!
Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
by forever creepin' April 8, 2021

A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.
Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage hey candy Boi
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025

by Butterbirb January 21, 2021

Term popular in Reading for crushed amphetamines mixed with popping candy sweet used for recreation fizzy fun for all the family to enjoy
Person 1: hey dude did you get the popping candy
Person 2: ofc picked it up fresh tonight is going to be mad mate
Person 2: ofc picked it up fresh tonight is going to be mad mate
by Ghost Cookie April 19, 2023

my dog, also something sweet.
by yardardar March 24, 2021

A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.
Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."
by Evil Spock March 20, 2016
