to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025
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by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010
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