Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.

Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)

by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018

meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.

Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!

by Mepz July 7, 2016

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

by Uqksvsns October 17, 2018

Beat a Fishie Day

Fishie Day, you celebrate it and you might've hated it, We have the solution for you, Beat a Fishie Day. This day is on November 22nd and it's a day where you can fight a Fishie, and they can't do anything!

"Bro why are you attacking that guy, and why isn't he fighting back?"
"Eh, Beat a Fishie Day"
"Ooooohhhhhhh"

by Axolele November 26, 2021

Alien type beat

New genre created by DJRednas and L.bä Da rapper

Alien type beat is the best genre

by L.bä January 18, 2022

beat you shitless

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.

Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!

by Ass Beater 69 May 14, 2017