The Cow in the Steakhouse

Cunty Women who work in steakhouses, are usually overweight and commonly called Molly or Karen. Nobody Likes a Cow in the steakhouse

"Molly is definitely the cow in the steakhouse"

by RoganFugly May 20, 2022

Ethiopian Cow Milker

The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows

Just tried out out the Ethiopian cow milker, not ideal

by Jeffydommer999 June 04, 2021

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Cow Edging

The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.

"I'm cow edging"

by Matthew Munt May 15, 2024

Cow-sicle

Involves two people and a cow, one face fucks the cow while the other inserts a popsicle made of the same cows milk into it's rectum

Come on Dad let's go make a Cow-sicle and have waffle frys afterwards

by BradK9Drake726 October 07, 2024

cow burp

a imternal burp thats aounds like a cow

/what was that? it was a cow burp

by nburton973 March 16, 2022

Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!

Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.

by Squiggers62 July 25, 2024