february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

Sped Attack

A sped attack is a sped person (retard) just having an attack init

Max is having a sped attack

by Ron0120 December 8, 2023

Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.

Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!

by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Attacking off the back

That shit cyclist in the club that always gets dropped on group rides.

They're so shit they're 'attacking off the back'

by lloydyno1 January 22, 2017

Scud attack

The profound case of unpredictable flatulence attacks you release after eating middle eastern or especially Iraqi food. You could potentially strike anyone near you as long as you're within in range. Works best when you're sneaking around or are highly mobile.

Sheikh: Why did the party stop all of a sudden? Where did all my guests go?
Servant: All of them left your highness, Saddam scared them all away with his scud attacks...

by Kachumber May 7, 2020

Mad Virus Attack

A swag Fnf Mod

I like Mad Virus Attack

by Notgankutsuou February 24, 2022