Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

working the concrete

The act of selling your body for money and or drugs.....

Cinnamon made $100 working the concrete downtown giving blow jobs.

by fickleflame January 3, 2014

solo work

solo masturbation

“sorry bro, gotta do some solo work.”

by ejehehdiejejeow May 21, 2024

I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}

1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.

by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023

Less talk, More work

A quote by my math teacher to alert the class to talk less and work more

Class, less talk, more work

by Influxter October 25, 2023

Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.

"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."

by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011

Work

A term used to refer to drugs, mainly crack-cocaine.

"I need a 40 in work." ($40 of crack)

by Putnam Angel May 6, 2022