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Asian Parents

Generally Parents which are East Asian which

A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum

C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems

J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%

Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU
by Chi-Ku Fei May 30, 2021
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Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.
by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018
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Juvenile Asian

Is when a man or woman is a Asian and is willing to have a orgy for there not yet born child
She's a juvenile Asian
by Big Orgy September 17, 2017
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Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.
by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018
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Coh-hen Lee Asian detective

Responsible but not mentally active.
Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"
by XxOld_MatexX November 6, 2019
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asian treasure

free salt, tissues & cutlery at restaurants that asian parents have taken
You couldn't ever compete with my arsenal of asian treasure.
by Ragdollio June 15, 2022
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White Asian

A white asian is a person of Asian descent but has the qualities of a stereotypical white person, usually just not meeting the Asian stereotype an example would be that they aren’t intelligent or parties often.
Person 1: Yo did you see Abby’s grade, she totally failed I thought like Asian’s were hella smart or something?
Person 2: Nah she’s a white asian.
by GoldenKetchup0 October 13, 2023
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