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Afterburner Syndrome

A mental health disorder characterized by the compulsive over analysis of performance metrics in search of non-existent problems.

Named after the software most commonly used for this purpose,"MSI Afterburner".
A: "Have you seen Jerry lately? He was yelling on a call the other day about how his computer is never reaching its full potential."
B: "Oh yeah, he's got 'Afterburner Syndrome.' I told him that's normal for a five-year-old game, but he won't listen."
by emmvlyn June 29, 2025
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after-nought-o'clock

Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 05:59 (5:59 am).
After-nought-o'clock.
by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025
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after-nought-o'clock

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).
After-nought-o'clock.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
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After shock

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

OR

Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero
You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock
by Modern Women August 27, 2025
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after-nought-o'clock

Darkness period between midnight and dawn.
After-nought-o'clock.
by ÑÑÇÇÇÑÑÑÑÑ September 11, 2025
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aftercock

the weighty, suppler, still-swole state of a man's dick after ejaculation that is visually pleasing, possibly dripping, and usually maintains into the snack making process.
Wow! I'm not even sure how you're making me quake when you're fucking me, but when I see that big, juicy aftercock exit my hole-- it all checks out.

Please dangle that huge aftercock of yours over my face for a minute so that I can cum too.

Your aftercock barely fits back in your undies, might as well quick snap a dick pic!
by SwirledPeace35_ September 21, 2025
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Aeternosia

(n.)
The ultimate and complete state of preservation and permanence; the final, unwavering condition achieved after a journey of great peril or profound struggle, wherein one's core essence, legacy, or true self is deemed eternally secure and beyond decay.
Whether through a moment of heroic self-sacrifice or the quiet accumulation of a virtuous life, the philosopher argued that achieving aeternosia—the absolute endurance of one's meaningful contribution to humanity—is the central, unifying pursuit of all people.
by 1lyonslair October 20, 2025
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