Mike

Loves to party. Loves cocaine. Also will fuck anything even though he can usually pull hot girls. Mikes have no regrets.

That Mike kid likes to Party!

by Gagsklf November 23, 2021

Mike Demers

A person who enjoys getting the semen of a man into their mouths.

My girlfriend is such a Mike Demers she loves semen

by Chuck Paganos mom September 15, 2019

mike

someone who likes boys and oily backshots

mike is so gay!

by nigglebox123 June 17, 2025

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is a 5'11" sexy hunk of a man in a band called Linkin Park, he is the "glue" of Linkin Park and he was the one who started the band. He is the rapper and piano/guitar player. He sometimes sings and its beautiful. His nice deep voice make we wanna bust a fat nut and his black hair, and beautiful brown eyes than shine. His amazing smile that make's me go crazy. He's so adorable but hot and sexy at the same time. I'd sell all my limbs to meet him. He also had a side project in 2004 called Fort Minor. He's super photogenic and i have 318 photos of him in my phone.

Mike Shinoda :This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
Me : YES HES SO FINE **dies**

by Xx_Vista08_why June 30, 2022

Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.

“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.

by MamaNasty April 5, 2023

Mike Robbins

A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.

Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.

Person: Ok Mike

by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014

Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020