Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Matt

Matt is Someone that will cheat and destroy your whole view on love . He’ll drive a bmw M2 and think he is so cool but he’s not . He will play games for over a year . He is tall and has brown hair and tattoos.

There is a blonde she must avoid Matt

by Jade nova April 16, 2025

Matt Dillon privilege

When Emily Cosgrove only likes movies and shows because Matt Dillon is in them .

“ Yeah I gooned to Wayward Pines in Idaho because Matt Dillon was in it . “ ( matt dillon privilege )

by George Harrison’s wife May 6, 2025

Matt C

Being as Indian as humanly possible; species also found living under a rock

Dude when did Pauly become ginger, SHUT UP Matt C

by Nb44$ June 12, 2025

Matt

a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.

Are you creating on me, Matt?

by Narcissisticfather69 April 5, 2023

Matt

A massive nigga. A huge black man capable of impregnating men. His giant 10 elixir cock causes tremors when blood rushes to it. His huge testicles are thought to be dwarf planets.

Matt can say nigger

by MattDaNigga April 8, 2023

Matt

Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.

Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them

by townandorcountry April 23, 2023