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cunt face fucker

Absolute arsehole and idiot beyond the normal rounds of idiocy. A compleat utter mess up,
You are a total cunt face fucker how dare you who do u think you are
by Missy m s October 6, 2015
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Bad Ass Fucker

A person who either is bad at ass fucking OR is a bad ass that fucks.
EX1
Judy- "He's such a bad ass fucker!"

Tara- "NO WAY! Now I know who NOT to let in the back door."

EX2:
Judy- "Look at the way he walks. What a badass fucker."

Tara- "I am going to say something that implies he's a badass and likes to fuck."
by F.M.P December 3, 2014
mugGet the Bad Ass Fuckermug.

Sumerian Ball Fucker

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.
Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.
by B. Ballard January 7, 2021
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fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.
by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018
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Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.
That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.
by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017
mugGet the Certified Hooker Fuckermug.

fucker idiot blazed

A type of high that you get from smoking a certain strain in Toronto, Canada

Can also be used as a insult for someone acting stupid
Your fucker idiot blazed

Why would you jump off that roof, you're so fucker idiot blazed
by biggZoD May 15, 2011
mugGet the fucker idiot blazedmug.

Short Range Fucker

A short range fucker is a shotgun you will find only in desert trench warfare.

Do not mix this with a long range fucker.
"Grab the short range fucker, they are closing in" - Sammar Al-Hayed, the famous Islamic comedian
by PyroC February 28, 2022
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