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Dylan

Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
Guy: dylan has the worse grammar
by 3_scaped November 20, 2021
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stiff dylan

hey man if u keep flashing ur tits at me im gonna get a stiff dylan...
by Boobz34 August 16, 2022
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Dylan

Sexy little boy. Tends to have asian heritage. Dylans are very nocturnal species and have flip floppyness. They vape alot and smoke weed sometimes. Short and sweet.
Dylan is a very sexy mamas boy
by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is the guy you never expected to love. He is the most caring, loving, and the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is humble and doesn't know how much he is loved. Dylan will always be there to protect the ones he loves and cares about. He is literally the best.
Dylan is my best friend!
I love Dylan so much!
Dylan is the best!
by booble_butt February 3, 2021
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Dylan

He’s very Dylany….a red head with a dirty dirty mind <3
“DYLAN..WHY DID YOU THINK OF IT LIKE THAT ?!”
by AuntyA_26 September 19, 2023
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Dylan

Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
Me: “yo Bernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”
by AAAAAAAA_ January 14, 2022
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dylan loves bailee myers

Dylan loves bailee myers because shes literaly so fucking epic
by Not dylan dougherty January 3, 2023
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