gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Stinky Ham

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.

Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.

by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021

Boom Bam Chicken and Ham

If you're having trouble with words around friends, just say this!

Boom Bam Chicken and Ham I just got my first goat jam.

by Mr.BoxghostMr. July 2, 2017

Ham

A stupid ass nigga that falls for online instagram scammers 😂🤦🏽 ♂️ Mainly gullib

Scammer: Send that 50$ bro
Ham: Bet bro this shit is so crazy ! Im gonna be so rich *Sends it*
Scammer: U fuckin ham *Blocks ham*

by Kasherquon October 17, 2019

Ham Stains

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.

Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!

by Big Pasta November 13, 2012

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018