Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.

Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".

by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025

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knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

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back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

by dtanger22 August 7, 2010

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Door

Something that opens and closes and can lock but not all doors can be locked. Holding a door open for someone to go in it is considered nice although the fuckhead can just open the door anyways.

Gabe: hold the door for me
David: no you fat fuck open it yourself
Gabe: Dickhead

by Door handle1 June 6, 2022

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door

Every day, we actively engage with an essential and fundamental aspect of our lives. The door. This remarkable feature empowers us to effortlessly access new spaces and experiences, swinging open and closed. It's important to appreciate the significance of the everyday door; it symbolizes the abundant opportunities that await us, just beyond our grasp.

Guy 1: I'm gonna open the door and go outside.
Guy 2: See ya!
Guy 1: Then I will close the door.
Guy 2: Ok, bye!

by purple milly YouTube March 29, 2025

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