Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

Pussy whipped

When you start to forget your bros and start doing everything with your girlfriend as if she controlled. A perfect example would be Raul C.

Friend: Hey Raul give me a ride
Raul: Sure!
*5 mins later*
Raul: Sorry dude I'm gonna stay with my girl to play hide and seek
Friend: Wow ok I see how it is pussy whipped ass nigga

by MisHuevos69 June 3, 2014

Whipped cream and angel

An offensive term used against bunnies and rabbits.

Lawson saw some whipped cream and angel on his walk.

by Nimckits July 8, 2024

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Whipped

When two people end up being stuck/whipped together and nothing cannot be broken apart. It is as if they cannot talk or not keep apart for a very short period of time.

Me: Fuck Alec and Eunice are whipped as fuck
Hamish: *woopish*

by Damu Goundar August 16, 2012

Whipped

Josh in his relationship

Josh gets whipped in his relationship

by Drew murdoch January 9, 2025