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CAP

A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.
Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.
by Come Drinker December 29, 2020
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No cap

An over exaggeration of I’m not lying
Brandon:did u steal my cookies

Tracy:no cal I didn’t take them NO CAP
by Wertyslays07 October 30, 2020
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Caps

Capital, dinero, moolah, sweet sweet cash
Wanna go out to eat?
Cant aint got the caps
by Strangepathways July 11, 2021
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Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
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line of cap

I’ve just sorted a line of cap
by Zrae420 August 13, 2022
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Cap flap

Nut into bottle cap and stick inside partners asshole
Oh yeah dude I just cap flapped my girl last night
by Sordina September 26, 2021
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A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
by AppCha May 4, 2025
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