Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example

Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner

by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016

Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

pugga band

A large stack of hundred dollar bills usually containing over 10k wrapped up in an elastic accompanied by multiple casino reward cards and two forms of id

I pulled out my pugga band to buy into the cash game.

by Fireman675 July 29, 2016

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Band Geek

Someone who is in love with marching band, and concert band. They want to devote most of their time to their band. They are true to form if all they talk about is band. They play any instrument in band from tuba to flute. They tend to hang around people who are a lot like them. Band is something they want to die doing, they can't be stopped. Their life revolves around band.

That girl is so addicted to playing the snare drum, she's a real band geek.

by Mr. Buttzzzzzzzzzzzz January 21, 2017

Lost In The Sauce Band

The crazy crippled suicide music guy who makes music and poems about mental illness, chronic pain, and suicide. Came up on reddit and gained underground popularity in the /r/folkpunk and /r/chronicpain communities.

Did you hear that suicide music guy Lost In The Sauce Band yet? You should check out his SoundCloud before it gets taken down.
Im pretty sure the cripple dude Lost In The Sauce Band is going to kill himself eventually. Hes been saying that for years now

by Folk punk crust punk December 1, 2019

Band Duded

When one begins a relationship with a band member and everything goes well until they decide they need more time for the band*

*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.

“What happened with you and Tyler things seemed so good!”
“He band duded me”

by MCRgirlxoxo December 21, 2019