Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.

Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks

“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022

richlife of road trips

Richlife is a very cool guy and the best nomad in the country

Richlife of road trips is off on another exportation

by Davis allen 79 October 1, 2020

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 7, 2019

chunky road head

When your girl throws up during road head due to road sickess and keeps going.

-Evelyn gave me some great chunky road head but the ride was very bumpy
-That's gross dude

by Hdisnnwvevrjfkmchagwhs September 5, 2016

Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.

“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”

by Heybro... July 18, 2024