Shower Toy

A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.

Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor

by Irish Bobby March 19, 2008

Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009

German shower nozzle

The German word for shower is Dusche.

Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.

by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014

cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.

A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.

by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 3, 2014

San Pellegrino Shower

The act of using San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Spring Water as a substitute for champagne when celebrating a victory of some sort, as an F1 driver or the winner of Tour de France would.

"After slaying, the Lads celebrated their success with a San Pellegrino Shower (all the bottles had at this point already been popped)."

by GUWOP October 2, 2014

Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.

Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?

by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016

Golden Shit Shower

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out

My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.

by Smotiram May 29, 2019