A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016
Get the Toilet paper wedgiemug. A person who is excessively clean when sober or buzzed as well as particularly skilled at maintaining other people in a drunken state to a certain point. A Paper Tolle is subject to losing control of his or her alcohol and becoming messy (particularly vomiting or breaking things) at any given moment.
*Paper Tolles do not believe in moderation; they just go until they can't handle anymore alcohol.
*Paper Tolles are excellent at pulling themselves out of "sticky situations" until they get to cocky.
*Paper Tolles do not believe in moderation; they just go until they can't handle anymore alcohol.
*Paper Tolles are excellent at pulling themselves out of "sticky situations" until they get to cocky.
"Dude i swear he just cleaned that carpet, why is there puke and glass all over it?"
"They said he was fine, then he just smashed a bottle over his head and puked screaming 'I'm a Toys R Us kid!'... Being a real Paper Tolle up in here."
"A 30 rack and a Paper Tolle is like giving a kid a sucker; one that slowly makes him want to break everything he sees because he 'can't stop won't stop' "
"They said he was fine, then he just smashed a bottle over his head and puked screaming 'I'm a Toys R Us kid!'... Being a real Paper Tolle up in here."
"A 30 rack and a Paper Tolle is like giving a kid a sucker; one that slowly makes him want to break everything he sees because he 'can't stop won't stop' "
by therealmcgangbang October 20, 2011
Get the Paper Tollemug. (In the car)
P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!
P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!
(Song begins)
P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?
P1: It says ‘Paper Eater’
P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!
P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!
(Song begins)
P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?
P1: It says ‘Paper Eater’
by anonymous December 7, 2022
Get the Paper eatermug. by Joven diosa June 18, 2017
Get the fresh toilet papermug. The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.
Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!
by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011
Get the Paper-baggingmug. "Getting Papered".
When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.
When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.
*Guy in a suit walks up to a crime scene*
Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".
Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"
Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"
Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".
Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"
Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"
by Nullkid November 8, 2011
Get the Paperedmug. A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.
by Circus Room January 1, 2012
Get the joke-a-papermug.