Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.

Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!

by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019

Sam

Do you want a hug?

Sam you rawr when you hug btw

by Nalu_6288 July 31, 2019

Sam.

Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u

“Sam. is an epic friend but he has no talent except when it comes to drawing.”

by Poopybut November 5, 2019

Sam

Skillage (African bum disease)

Sam has skillage.
Sam loves skillage.
Sam has a fetish to ppl with skillage

by Skillage with sam November 6, 2019

sam grasso

works at bunnings

Tradie: im gonna go to bunnings to get tools

Person: ha youre sam grasso

by noonga2minda November 6, 2019

Pulled a Sam

When you forget someone’s birthday

I feel like shit right now because I just pulled a Sam

by cohnfews November 8, 2019

Sam

a drug addict that is also a stupid switch

friend: do you see that guy over there? he looks like a total crackhead

me: he must be a sam

by juuling_cat November 8, 2019