Insurance pee

What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.

"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."

by Ye gods December 20, 2015

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Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013

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