"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
Get the Floating Sausage mug.When one man sits on the toilet while shitting and two other men sit on top of each other and stack their erections into the man sitting on top of him.
Woah guys you’ll never believe me but I just went to use the bathroom and saw Ramiro, Logan and Lucas sausage stacking by accident.
by Takeachance September 11, 2025
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Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.
by howe_that December 5, 2014
Get the Sausage Grubbler mug.When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.
by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020
Get the pond sausage mug.by JohnXXIV November 3, 2010
Get the Sausages and Brown Sauce mug.Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick
by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010
Get the Sausage Wallet mug.1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024
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