by King Kong crab cock January 22, 2022
Get the Shoe gazemug. Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.
Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Get the Goody two shoesmug. by xiao xiao March 2, 2022
Get the Big Shoes / Ayexmug. When a partner is having sexual intercourse with lots of people (Each grain of sand represents a person) and filling or being filled like sand in a shoe.
by CarparkJohn April 23, 2018
Get the sandy shoemug. Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...
Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”
You: “no problem one second...”
* put on socks *
You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”
- adds shoes -
You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
You: “no problem one second...”
* put on socks *
You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”
- adds shoes -
You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
Get the Shoesmug. It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.
by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021
Get the shoe size 4mug. This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"
Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.
Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.
A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.
Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.
A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
by stubble February 2, 2009
Get the shoe golfmug.