Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.
by Dahn! September 2, 2013
Get the Jade Monkey mug.Any primate who is a frequent user of marijuana (usually confined to chimps or bonobos because of the intelligence required to operate a water pipe) can become a bong monkey. Traditionally, a bong monkey is initiated into marijuana usage by a human user of the drug, and twosome unite as constant companions. The bong monkey usually serves as a type of "helper monkey," with the monkey acting as caretaker of the pipe- packing the bong with the dried buds and leaves of the marijuana plant, replacing the water when it becomes foul and cleaning the pipe. However, there have been cases of bong monkeys continuing to use the drug after severing their relationship with their human friends. Bong monkeys are very protective of their bongs.
Human stoners find kinship in the relaxed approach to life common in many apes who spend their days sleeping, feasting and copulating in fruit-bearing trees. Bong monkeys don't judge their human friends' lethargic habits. Some bong monkeys have been known to play video games and provide cogent analysis of Tool lyrics.
Human stoners find kinship in the relaxed approach to life common in many apes who spend their days sleeping, feasting and copulating in fruit-bearing trees. Bong monkeys don't judge their human friends' lethargic habits. Some bong monkeys have been known to play video games and provide cogent analysis of Tool lyrics.
Yeah, it's cashed. Just hand it to the bong monkey. He'll tap it out and pack it up- but he gets greens.
by Bill Dendis December 5, 2007
Get the bong monkey mug.A young, loud, boisterous, male prone to excessive alcohol consumption, aggression and immature, obnoxious behaviour. Monkey boys are generally of middle to upper class origin and have a preference for either preppy or jock attire and hairstyles.
Female college students with any level of sophistication avoid fraternity parties because most frat parties are filled with monkey boys.
by von Ratt May 6, 2008
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gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
by crxchaos July 7, 2006
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by biggertom October 9, 2009
Get the monkey minge mug.A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!
by daryy February 20, 2011
Get the Tard Monkey mug.Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"
Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
by chucklemunch August 28, 2006
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