New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 2, 2004

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Yousef's Mom

utterly milftastic.

quiznos footlong 4 dolla meatball maranara torpedo. oh baby.

just stick it to the man.

there are tits on yousef's mom's chest.

aweee yeahhhh......

tits.

by Quizno's Comercial Announcer April 11, 2009

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you're mom

literally an insult misspelled by noobs (your mom)

Noob: YOU'RE MOM MUAHAHAHAHASHAHAAHALOMUAHAH

Person1: that guy doesnt know english

by eggsyego123 May 22, 2018

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Peter's Mom

Peter Bantle's mom, by far the hottest mom in the history of the universe! I want to F*CK her up the @$$!

peter's mom is hot! I want to do her so bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by John Doe April 25, 2005

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single mom

1. An unmarried female parent raising children.

2. A woman working more than 40 hours a week while simeotaneously cooking, cleaning, and nurturing the future generation without the benefit of a helpmate.

75% of single moms in America find themselves in this position due to the rising rate of divorce, not sexual indiscretions.

by Sylvie L. May 22, 2006

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Hockey Mom

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

by UrbanDickhead January 16, 2009

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