Harpers mom is so good!
by Dan Harper March 10, 2008
quiznos footlong 4 dolla meatball maranara torpedo. oh baby.
just stick it to the man.
there are tits on yousef's mom's chest.
aweee yeahhhh......
tits.
just stick it to the man.
there are tits on yousef's mom's chest.
aweee yeahhhh......
tits.
by Quizno's Comercial Announcer April 11, 2009
by eggsyego123 April 05, 2018
Peter Bantle's mom, by far the hottest mom in the history of the universe! I want to F*CK her up the @$$!
by John Doe April 25, 2005
1. An unmarried female parent raising children.
2. A woman working more than 40 hours a week while simeotaneously cooking, cleaning, and nurturing the future generation without the benefit of a helpmate.
2. A woman working more than 40 hours a week while simeotaneously cooking, cleaning, and nurturing the future generation without the benefit of a helpmate.
75% of single moms in America find themselves in this position due to the rising rate of divorce, not sexual indiscretions.
by Sylvie L. May 15, 2006
1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
by UrbanDickhead October 04, 2008
Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.
by Trollkicker December 23, 2009