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a woman who uses a fake dick when she could just go out and get the real thing. why use a dildo or vibrator when you could just go out there and find a perfectly good dick? lesbians are just straight women who are faking it because they want to be different.
when a girl is asked by a guy to have sex and she says, "no i am a lesbian." she really means no i am going to go fuck my virbator tonight.
lesbian by Steffanie May 26, 2007
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lesbian face 

the smiley represented by a colon followed by a straight line; :|
home gurl was giving me the lesbian face all during that im. she was all ":|" all the time, man!
lesbian face by ihazicecream January 23, 2009

Cottagecore Lesbian 

A term for anyone that has anything to do with farms/the country at all, especially in Minecraft.
Look at their skin, they’re such a Cottagecore Lesbian.

Bambi Lesbian

A girl who likes girls but not sexually
I really liked her but shes a 'bambi lesbian'

lesbian sexual

When someone calls a girl homo sexual they’re technically telling her that she likes guys , so us intellectuals had to step in and come up for a name for this crisis . THIS IS WHAT WE CAME UP WITH : LESBIAN SEXUAL .
SARAH: CAITLIN ARE YOU LESBIAN OR LESBIAN SEXUAL?
CAITLIN: SHUT THE FUCK UP SARAH ,YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THOSE 2 WORDS ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING
lesbian sexual by KAMRANGANGANG April 21, 2018

Lesbian Shorts 

A pair of shorts that typically lesbians wear, usually cut off just above or below the knees.. typically worn by a dyke.. manly lesbian.
mom, I dont want to wear those lesbian shorts, they're so ugly!
Lesbian Shorts by Butterflyhottie February 2, 2010