by 02nig May 19, 2018

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

by Paddleboardpals June 28, 2019

The epitome of an edgy adrenaline junkie, they wear monster tank tops and aviators and baseball caps of famous sports team and are typically a young adult male. they have a skateboard with loads of stickers, a dirt bike that they use for motocross sports, and an atv they take off roading. they are known to consume large amounts of alcohol and energy drinks (mostly Monster Energy) and are known to throw hands when confronted (most of the time they just punch holes in the drywall of their home) they also have a lot of tattoos.
Kyle came over the other day and drank all my monsters and punched a hole in the wall. we then went skateboarding.
Dude stop wearing that edgy outfit, you look like a fucking Kyle.
Dude stop wearing that edgy outfit, you look like a fucking Kyle.
by Emerald Sage July 28, 2024


by meatball2417 December 22, 2022

by Kyle Howard September 28, 2022
