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kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.
by 02nig May 19, 2018
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Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
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Kyled

To choke someone/something unwantedly with much force
Stay away from him, He totally kyled Penelope last night.
by Paddleboardpals June 28, 2019
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Kyle

The epitome of an edgy adrenaline junkie, they wear monster tank tops and aviators and baseball caps of famous sports team and are typically a young adult male. they have a skateboard with loads of stickers, a dirt bike that they use for motocross sports, and an atv they take off roading. they are known to consume large amounts of alcohol and energy drinks (mostly Monster Energy) and are known to throw hands when confronted (most of the time they just punch holes in the drywall of their home) they also have a lot of tattoos.
Kyle came over the other day and drank all my monsters and punched a hole in the wall. we then went skateboarding.

Dude stop wearing that edgy outfit, you look like a fucking Kyle.
by Emerald Sage July 28, 2024
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Kylee

kylee is someone who will use any excuse to get out of work
really kylee not again
by looser April 9, 2024
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kyle shanahan

Person 1: Man, you pulled a Kyle Shanahan!
Person 2: Fuck bro, you're right
by meatball2417 December 22, 2022
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Kyle Howard

Bro i hate this class man. Kyle Howard is teaching us and it's living hell
by Kyle Howard September 28, 2022
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