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no juice july

the same thing as no nut november. only its for girls/anyone with a vag. they can't finger, touch their vag, take nudes, send nudes, watch porn, squirt, and nothing else.
Boy: FINALLY!

Girl: What?

Boy: It's no juice july!

Girl: Fuck.
by Facts 100% November 2, 2022
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July 11th

National message your failed talking stage day.
“Dude, it’s July 11th!!”
“So what?”
“It’s national message your failed talking stage day!! go message that girl you ghosted!!”
by stxrveil July 10, 2025
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July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports they aren't playing on vacation.
Guy in July nowadays- Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, silly bullshit somebody would do/have done to prove they can (to prove they have the power to do it and people should at least respect their bank account if they are not going to respect them).
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.
Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"
by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025
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July 22

Surprise a girl with flowers day!!!
This is the day you get to secretly send or give a girl flowers and a card to just make their day!!

Its a day of appreciation.
Person 1: Hey did you get a girl you care about some flowers today?

Person 2: Oh is it already July 22?! I'll see you later I have to go get some flowers!!
by That.018 July 18, 2022
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July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.
Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.
by Jordablizz November 27, 2023
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July

bozo: ultraman max is mid
normal person: its ultraman max appreciation month
bozo was found missing in july 19
by mgkisgood6969 July 18, 2022
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