Joning

Joning-(verb)

Definition:
The act of doing something dumb or foolish, typically a mistake that would usually be made only by beginners.

Originated from the phrase "being a Mr. Jon."
"Bro, did you just rush towards the enemies with no armor? Stop Joning!"
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Sacc Jones

An affectionate term for a person who exceeds expectations in a surprising and powerful way. Sac is the French term for ‘bag’.

Origin unknown, written records show to have been first used by notably French Minnesota Timberwolf, Rudy Gobert, on his Instagram story of future NBA MVP Anthony Edwards (son of Michael Jordan) in the 2022-2023 NBA season.

Slang: sac, saaaaaaaacc, sac jones, jones
After his play in 2023 FIBA, the rest of the country realized that Anthony Edwards is sacc jones; something Minnesota knew all along
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Greg Chief Jones

Name of a very important person a Master Chief of his tripe ,a watcher of all things ,A man of very important intellect and intelligence
If you want to kill gaints ask Greg Chief Jones
by Mr Greg Chief Jones July 29, 2023
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Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.
“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”
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Mo Jones

Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.

If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.

Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.

Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!

Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?

Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven

Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
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Neila jones

Tariq’s best friend is Neila Jones
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