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Jizz

Another word for when a man ejaculates
Wow i got jizz all over my bed sheets!
by Tits are pretty August 11, 2021
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Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018
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Jizz

Jizz on my eyes while I’m walking to class
by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023
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Jizz

JimmyJizz!
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jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.
I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF
by DNAGuy May 29, 2024
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The Jizz

A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.
Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?

Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone
by ROTERFUCHS44 December 4, 2022
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Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019
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