Jacob

Wierd, Closet Gay

Normal Human: "you know that new kid? he's such a Jacob"

by Saecred December 30, 2018

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.

Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021

jacob

eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.

do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.

by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021

jacob

the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho

jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you

by jacobsmells March 26, 2021

Jacob Fischer

I mean he's alive :/

Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022

Jacob Ott

You shove your head so far in them you use them as a hat!!!

“OMG your Jacob Ott head is so big! It’s stretching me out something crazy!!

by The Sandwhich7495 November 24, 2022