This guy is pussy ass bitch, and he would never hurt a fly. His ass is so big though it claps as he walks down the hallway. I’m not gay but I would hit that shit.
by Person #556 May 9, 2025

a person who cheats at uno.
the best country runner (not true)
he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
the best country runner (not true)
he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
by DillyTom September 1, 2020

Jackson is a person that wants to be normal,liked,and treated like an actual human instead of an alien from area 51. Jackson is awkward around people but wants to get over that fear. People call him gay for his awkwardness to even question his own sanity as well as sexuality. Tries to do his best in school and at home while his parents are going through a tough time with money. Jackson wants to just be valued at this point.
by jasdf October 10, 2019

When you light your ass hair on fire and then run around Walmart screaming you can’t tame me while rubbing uncrustables on your man tits making sure you have all the jelly mixed with your titty milk. Also you have to call out all the niggers in the store
by Jey oi February 16, 2024

Jackson has the biggest nipples and there are so sweet and juicy and he has the smallest dick in the world
by anonymous June 8, 2022

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson
by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025
