bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.
Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.
by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025
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Bacon

The worlds greatest creation
Maybe even God's. 🐷
Only bacon can help us now!
by aRandomPerson👋 November 16, 2017
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bacon flinching

Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.
Babe I am horny shall we try some Bacon Flinching tonight?
by Bacon Flinching January 6, 2018
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baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theorthetically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, a yidiot, or a jewish convert out of judaism, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator.
by Sexydimma April 12, 2016
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baconic

A branch of electronic art, usually in the form of digital painting, that draws inspiration from the works of the 20th century artist, Francis Bacon.
The painting is sublime, powerful and baconic.
by CubistScarborough March 11, 2016
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Bacon

When a drag queen wears flower petals that resemble bacon. The term was created by Kelly Mantle during season 6 of Rupaul’s Drag Race after Michelle Visage accused her of wearing bacon on her dress
Don’t wear bacon!
by A tiny person January 13, 2021
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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