Ball-sack Vinaigrette

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.

Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."

by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010

dunkin the ball sack

Sexual intercourse

I was dunkin the ball sack in my ol ladies mom last nite.

by Dick Fitzentite July 8, 2009

dry sack of tobaccy

A bitter old man, often a shut-in or hermit, who discourages visitors or human contact of any type. The phrase originated in the pioneer days of the American west where tobacco in general was scarce, and what little could be found was old, dry and crumbly. Older bear hunters in the mountains who kept mainly to themselves were notorious for ardently smoking whatever tobacco they could lay their hands on and adamantly protecting their tobacco stores and their privacy with a rifle from their small cabins in the woods. Nowadays the phrase has come to encompass any older man who avoids company and threatens those who infringe upon their privacy. A common figure, especially in kids movies from the late 80s and early 90s, in real life, a regular old dry sack of tobaccy is not concealing a warm heart and a peaceful resolution with the gang of kids who runs amok on the town, and his dog is not secretly a lovably large pet, but trained to attack those who venture upon his property. It is recommended that one avoids people such as this as they are typically not misunderstood and ignored members of society, but actually just bitter, cruel, and violent old men.

Old man Jones is a regular old dry sack of tobaccy. Did you hear that he nearly shot the Harris kid when he tried to get his baseball back from old man Jones's yard?

by niacinamide March 26, 2011

piece of sack of shit

General term for anything, or anyone found displeasing, or makes your day suck.

This new grill sucks. I hate using this piece of sack of shit.

by PlayaChronicles June 1, 2009

ball-sack bolognaise

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.

My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.

by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006

sack cheese scraper

Sack cheese scraper: A small hand held devise that is used by lover's of fine sack cheeses to gently scrape the fine creamy cheese off of the cheesemakers warm sack.

See also: sack cheese

The waiter brought us fine cheeses from around the world from which we chose a fine Canadian sackcheese. The waiter skillfully used the sack cheese scraper to slide off the creamy goodness from the Canadian's sack.

by Willy B. Jackenoff January 24, 2004

bar sack

1) The sack that you get in a bar after pasisng out from too musch alcohol.

2) The act of t-bagging somebody at a bar who has passed out after drining too much.

1) Did you see josh last night? He passed out after 63 beers and then I bar sacked him.

2) Hey!! Look at that guy passed out over there. Let's go bar sack him.

by Cracker June 9, 2005