Shower Toy

A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.

Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor

by Irish Bobby March 19, 2008

Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009

Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

by Surlypat January 17, 2022

Drive by Shower Handy

Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower

Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.

by Kate Huffman December 17, 2021

if she shower naked

She's a hoe

Ex1 class if she shower naked she must be a?
Class:She's a hoe

by Ack3rsontw33ts July 26, 2016

Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.

Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?

by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016

Czechoslovakian golden shower

The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.

You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.

by Theleafdemon November 17, 2022