Hobosexual

A person who is homeless and will have sex with a gay person just to have a place to live. (I'm not gay but $20 is $20)

Bill: I just got a text from Chris and he wants to move in with me.

Mark: stop that action right now cuz he's a hobosexual.

by BigSeags December 31, 2021

Hobosexual

A woman who is so hard up for sex that she lets a homeless person sleepover with her just so she can get laid.

"Barbara is such a hobosexual, you know she only lets him stay with her so she can get laid. Poor fellow."

by Polly Histor January 1, 2022

hobosexual

Someone that uses sex to get a roof over their head.

She's a hobosexual, if she had her own money, she wouldn't be sleeping with Mark.
Or
She got kicked out of her apartment and now stays at Marks' place? Sus. She must be a hobosexual!

by frizzyeff March 5, 2022

Hobosexual

Someone who jumps into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Turtleboy is the biggest hobosexual in central Massachusetts.

by Woocares March 19, 2022

Homeschool-arms

Homeschool arms are indicate one : has no rhythm, has a stiff upper torso dancing and/literally has no idea what to do with their arms.

A socially awkward way of carrying the upper body.

" Damn, girl. You see that booger on stage w/the homeschool-arms !? "

" Homeschool-arms up on stage walkin like a teletubbie.....smh "

by Allusivehorse May 12, 2022

Hobosexual

Homeless loser who pretends he loves you to move in and get free rent and everything else.

Sam is homeless in between all the women he moves in with scams & leeches off of. Sam has no car and no teeth. Sam is a career HoboSexual.

by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022

Hobosexual

Someone who gets into a sexual relationship for shelter.

"Did you hear? Chantel started dating her ex's friend, Jonathan."
"Isn't she still living with her ex?"
"Guess she just moved from one guys place to the other's."
"Damn, that's hobosexual AF!"

by CounterReset June 3, 2022