by the Goat jr November 22, 2021

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
by anonymous February 24, 2023

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.
John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"
by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017

by bblmaster420 January 29, 2024

How you sound when you know you aren't supposed to laugh at a very inappropriate joke told in public.
Jason: and then the <ethnic or racially inappropriate reference> said, I've got none.
Randy: *goat laugh*
Randy: *goat laugh*
by Rick Parker August 27, 2021

It means that You want have you know what
And a generally nicer way of saying Hor** and it cant be detected by YouTube and won't be demonitized
Goat stand for Greatest of all time and if you are goated you are really good at a particular activity
And a generally nicer way of saying Hor** and it cant be detected by YouTube and won't be demonitized
Goat stand for Greatest of all time and if you are goated you are really good at a particular activity
Person 1: Wow man,those letters you sent. That is pretty goated stuff.
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: search it on Urban dictionary
Example-2:
My friend and i had argument about who is the most goated Messi or Ronaldo
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: search it on Urban dictionary
Example-2:
My friend and i had argument about who is the most goated Messi or Ronaldo
by I.like.Goats. May 20, 2023
