Goat

Something not to be played but simulated

Goat Simulator G.O.A.T Goat

by Borderlinegamesandshit March 31, 2017

Goats

Greatest
Of

All
Time
Society

J.Cole and Kendrick Lamar are GOATS

by Jas0nn August 11, 2017

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time.
The best at what they do.

Lionel Messi is the GOAT in football. IF YOU DON'T AGREE, YOU ARE STUPID.

by haaf_z007 April 24, 2023

goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!

Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law

by King mammal August 31, 2018

Goat

Angel Marquise Andrade is the Only goat on the planet

Look at how goat that guy is.

by Goat Sike January 14, 2020

Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.

Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!

by AM© July 3, 2025

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017